The challenges of emergency calls

So, I came up with a plan to be more annoying at work to let my co-workers, specifically a couple of the ones who complain about their workload, which is not that large most days.  I have figured out ways for me to be annoying and feel better myself, even of they don't know they are getting punked.  I am just annoyed at things like a desk full of pens and papers when I come in.  I come in to a desk with with food particles,coffee rings days old, dried food and dust.  I am not the cleanest person, but I clean up at work what I make dirty.  I cleaned the desk tonight will post pics if problems return.  I am tired of being the only one to replace the water bottle in the water cooler, so I stopped.  I figure everyone can take a turn or fifty before I do it again.  My co-workers freeze to death inside so they turn up the temp to the max we are allowed which still prevents overheating the equipment.  I come in and run it low and cold till my relief...