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Informal letters...

I have often wondered if someone really told management about what they thought of them in a letter of resignation what it would be like or what it would sound like. I played with this a bit and wrote this about 1 month ago. I put some thought into it, I put myself into the place of one of those employees who gets ticked off by everything and don't care who hears them yelling or ranting about it. So here goes, it is kind of in poem form.



Attention Management:
  • Attention Management, I won't be coming back to on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or EVER!
  • Attention Management, I have had enough of your micro management
  • Attention Management, I am not working for the pennies a day anymore!
  • Attention Management, I love the way each year you raise my insurance and cut the benefits
  • Attention Management: I love the way our pay is below the National Average!
  • Attention Management: Just because I don't see you doesn't mean you can't leave a note saying you appreciate me.
  • Attention Management: I love seeing your budget and profits in the papers, at least the money is going into someone's pocket.
  • Attention Management: I won't be available to work any Holidays, Family reunions, and other days you always want to schedule me for.
  • Attention Management: I refuse to work anymore holidays on regular pay.
  • Attention Management: My new job pays me on regular time what it took me overtime to accomplish here.
  • Attention Management: Thanks for the wonderful equipment, which keeps you from being sued by the insurance company.
  • Attention Management: Don't call me when you refused to hire extra staff.
  • Attention Management: I really appreciate how you schedule training when I am not available, then complain when I miss it.
  • Attention Management: Thanks for deducting that "lunch" from my check when I don't get to take it.
  • Attention Management: Thanks for the uniforms you gave me when I started (that one set) and then charged me marked up costs for the rest
  • Attention Management: Thanks for giving me a job which pays below the poverty level, so I can obtain food stamps and Medicaid
  • Attention Management: Thanks for pushing me into depression , then not having insurance coverage for psychiatric treatments
  • Attention Management: Thanks for turning down my vacation request every time, now you have to pay for 3 months of vacation.
  • Attention Management: Thanks for meeting the federal guidelines, that we know we won't be using unless "they" ask.
  • Attention Management: Thanks for paying me, considering I was able to keep my pay to work ration equal by sleeping 2-3 hours per shift
  • Attention Management: I saw the papers showing your salaries, Nice to know you share the wealth, considering you do less work.
  • Attention Management: You have the only business of this sort here, but that doesn't mean I can't go elsewhere.
  • Attention Management: I am happy to inform you that I have found that McDonald's employees have better benefits, at a cheaper price and make more yearly then I do. Congratulations!
  • Attention Management: Find another sucker. SO Long... You are going to miss me when I'm GONE!

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